Friday, November 18, 2005
Translating Miss Atomic by Jason Flick
Cut of the whole looked at mouth learning-dissolute kinder they both had been. S. long as our double leftist her waging the mensch, flirtation or homely. Too toe fathoms pleather flings stood delicately. all the grooms, all the racks, carved up. It’s off those pallbearers heads gotten or interned. Romantico, held me or for twixt us smashed et all to __c, housing slash proto-kid like crustaceans and flanged sponges pitied the short hem out her indecision durst the lentil place, e_c. your. hindering resembles and no.
Thursday, November 17, 2005
For Litopolis
There’s a socially acceptable way of being crazy
when it’s in the public interest to keep everyone comfortably numb
lets just say I needed a walk around the block
hustling the sand for a stake next to the weeds
a yellow you can’t quite rub off the curb
tawny until you spend an hour at an angle
there’s the ruins and the way new things ruin
every good old thing you ever came to depend on
when you dimmed the lights and your room crept in
or sometime later you learned to sneak out
your window’s not only a west facing portal
the best sex ever had was across the street
totally impressive how far the softest cry might
just carry if the moon weren’t so loud
nothing particularly fantastic in a name
it’s the kind of place to hide in your pocket
hoping to fill another page of a journal
that refuses to write itself
you could burry a poet there and watch the sand
scribble a note from the one in his breast pocket
that he kept hidden so that when he died
he’d have something to say to the ocean
while sitting at the beach you forget
all roads eventually lead you to roaming
the thing is that its all quite literally behind you
something is planned mathematically
and eventually appears flawed
when the maps are straighter than the streets
you can’t quite depend on human hands
and you’re content to trace a word in the sand.
when it’s in the public interest to keep everyone comfortably numb
lets just say I needed a walk around the block
hustling the sand for a stake next to the weeds
a yellow you can’t quite rub off the curb
tawny until you spend an hour at an angle
there’s the ruins and the way new things ruin
every good old thing you ever came to depend on
when you dimmed the lights and your room crept in
or sometime later you learned to sneak out
your window’s not only a west facing portal
the best sex ever had was across the street
totally impressive how far the softest cry might
just carry if the moon weren’t so loud
nothing particularly fantastic in a name
it’s the kind of place to hide in your pocket
hoping to fill another page of a journal
that refuses to write itself
you could burry a poet there and watch the sand
scribble a note from the one in his breast pocket
that he kept hidden so that when he died
he’d have something to say to the ocean
while sitting at the beach you forget
all roads eventually lead you to roaming
the thing is that its all quite literally behind you
something is planned mathematically
and eventually appears flawed
when the maps are straighter than the streets
you can’t quite depend on human hands
and you’re content to trace a word in the sand.
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Montreal and back to the grind
I wasn't at all prepared for what I found in Montreal. Yeah, I'll be quite honest, I wasn't. I had no clue the extent to which it was a liberal city and at the same time, extremely religious. Quebecoise slang, or expressions employed in hitting your thumb with a hammer, are derived from the church: "tabernac!" "sacremen!" (tabernacle and sacrement). Its an odd place.
Before I get into that I suppose I should back up and tell you about the 1 hour of sleep I had on my way into Montreal. You heard right, 1 hour. I slept 1 hour in Beantown before I roused and showered and caught a shuttle from the less than stellar holiday inn where I was staying back to Logan and then on a tiny two by two plane up north. I arrived and took a "car" to the hotel, yeah so I splurged and took a ride in a nice leather lincoln, I'm trying to learn from my very well travelled collegue, DF.
My driver clued me into something I didn't know up until that moment: Montreal is an Island. So I wasn't asleep as we flew over the St. Lawrence, but I didn't quite take note that it was a giant island we were passing over. What I saw was a river, and that it looked as if it split here and there. I had no clue that it wasn't a choice of "river banks" but rather mainland vs. island.
The trip to the hotel took markedly longer "inbound" than it did on the way out. It was morning about half past eight and people were on their way to work. I cursed and I spit and I wished that I had made that morning flight. My skin was crawling with caffeine poisoning already. I made a pot at the hotel, bought a cup at the airport and could already feel the need, the hunger, the absolute mania that comes with knowing that it will do nothing but knowing that its better than just that, nothing.
I checked in, the woman behind the desk was cute and her french accent made her even cuter. It was my first "run-in" with the cute french accent. It became old after a while, or rather I didn't notice it, it just became something very pleassant, hearing mixed francaphone and englephone conversations.
The room was great, a wonderful view of the city from the 16th floor and out to the river. I dropped my things and jumped into the conference. I'm not going to go into great detail about the MAAWG conference, only that it was an illuminating experience and I have a stack of great business cards. I met people that I had spoken to on the phone, via email, and in some cases only read and hear about. Scott Richter, one of the most notorious spammers, was there. When asked about his past he responded: "I was a high volume mailer at one time, but now I'm a low volume mailer." (second hand from Kate). I mean the guy's whitelisted at AOL even though he was prosecuted under CAN-SPAM. Yeah, many interesting and intriguing people crossed my path. I think it was wednesday night though that takes the cake. Not sure quite how, but I know that it had something to do with a tall brunette from RBC (royal bank of canada), that I wound up on the 28th floor in the suite of Johnathan, the cat from Bell Canada, for the VIP after gala reception, party party. He was wandering around the mezzanine. Most of the folks either left after the free booz dried up, or went to the bar, or to bed, but a few brave souls were definately around. He gathere all that were left on the mezzanine and heareded us up to this suite that had an entire bathtub full of beer. People began to arrive, two large bottles of bacardi materializeed, a case of wine became fair game and I just continued to drink beer ontop of the gawd awful canadian club whiskey I had downstairs. While avoiding a particularly drunk woman from RSA I found my "friend" for the night, Foy. A good ol' boy from the south who did his time in the military, and then had a kind of spiritual awakening. We spent hours talking. People would come to our corner, where we made a makeshift ashtray, and stood discussing Nietzsche, hesse, nabokov and anything else we could sink our teeth into. We crossed the proverbial good conduct lines and discussed religion and politics, two things that should never be discussed at either the dinner table, or the bar.
The following morning was very painful. As a matter of fact I'm just going to pretend it didn't happen. Woke, showered, packed, checked out, missed all important conferences to medicate with ginger ale and catching up on email. Said adieu to new found friends and hopped the metro for St. Henri and Fiona.
Turns out I was maybe 10 - 12 minutes by train from her nieghborhood, Place St. Henri, which also happens to be the neighborhood where Oscar Peterson came from. I arrived to a large and modern metro station, hopped the escalator heading up and heard from above my name "Shneyder!" I turned round and round and finally found the bouret wearing speck that grew larger as I rode skyward. It was a hug and we were off for the pad. As we stepped outside the station the first snow began to fall. It was, well it wasn't quite snow, it like glitter, or maybe it was my imagination, but something passed through the air that Fiona called snow and it fluttered around, swirled a bit even, and then vanished as if it hadn't ever been there. That was the first snow.
We dropped my things, had a pot of tea and then headed out. Our first stop was Cafe Popolo where I met several of her friends: Heater and her beau Neal, both students, one at Concordia and the other at an engineering school, McGill I think. From the cafe we went to shopping, oh yeah, it was Fi's birthday and she had geld to spend from her vati. We eventually found our way to a shop, the name escapes me, but where the clothes are all hand made by the propieter who spent a good half hour talking music and playing different CDs for my eager ears. I took three of them with me "Len, you're single handedly supporting the independant music scene here in Montreal." I know, what can I say, I'm a whore for new music at all times.
From there it was off to another cafe, this time the name I can't even begin to recall, bumped into another classmate (this was to become a routine, in a city of 3 million its pretty common), and sat around waiting for Richard to return from visiting his father in Ottowa. Richard is Fi's boyfriend, they live together and I'm quite fond of both of them. I had met Fiona in St. Petersburg and had some rather great conversations, not to mention a fabo dance partner at "The Bunker". You know how you meet two people and there's something about their dynamic, about the simplicity of it, or maybe the way their personalities magnify each other, that seems perfect? yeah, that was kinda the two of them. It was fun hanging out with them for that reason alone.
Richard arrived and we were off to a Peruvian restaraunt to meet Sam, the other dinner guest. He was already there when we arrive and sit down to learn that almost half the menu is unavaialable because a massive group came in without phoning ahead, in the range of 30 - 40 people, when we arrived they were wrapping up, and the restaurant was a desolate place once they had departed. Anyway, there was no fish, there was no chorizo, there was... well what, I had... heart ke-bobs or chicken. I settled for a beef soup that was out of this world and the heart kebobs which were tasty if you like liver as much as I do. During dinner another concordia classmate joined, us Katia. She ordered a plate of veggies hung out.
From the restaurant it was off to a brew pub that amazing beer while merrily walking through the streets rasta style, yeah, its quite liberal there. As a matter of fact, its very liberal there in that regard. The pub was incredibly small and corwded and it seemed as if everyone in the area and beyond wanted to go exactly there and drink the same thing. Conversations flowed through the room on the breath of the heavy smoke in fractured forms of English and French. It was wonderful.
Eventually, the overwpowering smoke, drove Fiona out, she can't really take it, but by that point, I was fealing the night hanging heavy and was happy to go.
And that's how I closed out my first night in Montreal, free of the MAAWG. Part two and three will have to wait until the morrow, I'm tired and its time to head to Ireland's 32 for the Torri release party reading with friends Kris & John.
I'll end this post with a photo of Piere Trudeau, the JFK of Canada if you will. He was a wildly populare primeminister and something of an icon. He was caught at Buckingham palace, while the Queen's back was turned, doing a pirouette. The airport is named after him.
Before I get into that I suppose I should back up and tell you about the 1 hour of sleep I had on my way into Montreal. You heard right, 1 hour. I slept 1 hour in Beantown before I roused and showered and caught a shuttle from the less than stellar holiday inn where I was staying back to Logan and then on a tiny two by two plane up north. I arrived and took a "car" to the hotel, yeah so I splurged and took a ride in a nice leather lincoln, I'm trying to learn from my very well travelled collegue, DF.
My driver clued me into something I didn't know up until that moment: Montreal is an Island. So I wasn't asleep as we flew over the St. Lawrence, but I didn't quite take note that it was a giant island we were passing over. What I saw was a river, and that it looked as if it split here and there. I had no clue that it wasn't a choice of "river banks" but rather mainland vs. island.
The trip to the hotel took markedly longer "inbound" than it did on the way out. It was morning about half past eight and people were on their way to work. I cursed and I spit and I wished that I had made that morning flight. My skin was crawling with caffeine poisoning already. I made a pot at the hotel, bought a cup at the airport and could already feel the need, the hunger, the absolute mania that comes with knowing that it will do nothing but knowing that its better than just that, nothing.
I checked in, the woman behind the desk was cute and her french accent made her even cuter. It was my first "run-in" with the cute french accent. It became old after a while, or rather I didn't notice it, it just became something very pleassant, hearing mixed francaphone and englephone conversations.
The room was great, a wonderful view of the city from the 16th floor and out to the river. I dropped my things and jumped into the conference. I'm not going to go into great detail about the MAAWG conference, only that it was an illuminating experience and I have a stack of great business cards. I met people that I had spoken to on the phone, via email, and in some cases only read and hear about. Scott Richter, one of the most notorious spammers, was there. When asked about his past he responded: "I was a high volume mailer at one time, but now I'm a low volume mailer." (second hand from Kate). I mean the guy's whitelisted at AOL even though he was prosecuted under CAN-SPAM. Yeah, many interesting and intriguing people crossed my path. I think it was wednesday night though that takes the cake. Not sure quite how, but I know that it had something to do with a tall brunette from RBC (royal bank of canada), that I wound up on the 28th floor in the suite of Johnathan, the cat from Bell Canada, for the VIP after gala reception, party party. He was wandering around the mezzanine. Most of the folks either left after the free booz dried up, or went to the bar, or to bed, but a few brave souls were definately around. He gathere all that were left on the mezzanine and heareded us up to this suite that had an entire bathtub full of beer. People began to arrive, two large bottles of bacardi materializeed, a case of wine became fair game and I just continued to drink beer ontop of the gawd awful canadian club whiskey I had downstairs. While avoiding a particularly drunk woman from RSA I found my "friend" for the night, Foy. A good ol' boy from the south who did his time in the military, and then had a kind of spiritual awakening. We spent hours talking. People would come to our corner, where we made a makeshift ashtray, and stood discussing Nietzsche, hesse, nabokov and anything else we could sink our teeth into. We crossed the proverbial good conduct lines and discussed religion and politics, two things that should never be discussed at either the dinner table, or the bar.
The following morning was very painful. As a matter of fact I'm just going to pretend it didn't happen. Woke, showered, packed, checked out, missed all important conferences to medicate with ginger ale and catching up on email. Said adieu to new found friends and hopped the metro for St. Henri and Fiona.
Turns out I was maybe 10 - 12 minutes by train from her nieghborhood, Place St. Henri, which also happens to be the neighborhood where Oscar Peterson came from. I arrived to a large and modern metro station, hopped the escalator heading up and heard from above my name "Shneyder!" I turned round and round and finally found the bouret wearing speck that grew larger as I rode skyward. It was a hug and we were off for the pad. As we stepped outside the station the first snow began to fall. It was, well it wasn't quite snow, it like glitter, or maybe it was my imagination, but something passed through the air that Fiona called snow and it fluttered around, swirled a bit even, and then vanished as if it hadn't ever been there. That was the first snow.
We dropped my things, had a pot of tea and then headed out. Our first stop was Cafe Popolo where I met several of her friends: Heater and her beau Neal, both students, one at Concordia and the other at an engineering school, McGill I think. From the cafe we went to shopping, oh yeah, it was Fi's birthday and she had geld to spend from her vati. We eventually found our way to a shop, the name escapes me, but where the clothes are all hand made by the propieter who spent a good half hour talking music and playing different CDs for my eager ears. I took three of them with me "Len, you're single handedly supporting the independant music scene here in Montreal." I know, what can I say, I'm a whore for new music at all times.
From there it was off to another cafe, this time the name I can't even begin to recall, bumped into another classmate (this was to become a routine, in a city of 3 million its pretty common), and sat around waiting for Richard to return from visiting his father in Ottowa. Richard is Fi's boyfriend, they live together and I'm quite fond of both of them. I had met Fiona in St. Petersburg and had some rather great conversations, not to mention a fabo dance partner at "The Bunker". You know how you meet two people and there's something about their dynamic, about the simplicity of it, or maybe the way their personalities magnify each other, that seems perfect? yeah, that was kinda the two of them. It was fun hanging out with them for that reason alone.
Richard arrived and we were off to a Peruvian restaraunt to meet Sam, the other dinner guest. He was already there when we arrive and sit down to learn that almost half the menu is unavaialable because a massive group came in without phoning ahead, in the range of 30 - 40 people, when we arrived they were wrapping up, and the restaurant was a desolate place once they had departed. Anyway, there was no fish, there was no chorizo, there was... well what, I had... heart ke-bobs or chicken. I settled for a beef soup that was out of this world and the heart kebobs which were tasty if you like liver as much as I do. During dinner another concordia classmate joined, us Katia. She ordered a plate of veggies hung out.
From the restaurant it was off to a brew pub that amazing beer while merrily walking through the streets rasta style, yeah, its quite liberal there. As a matter of fact, its very liberal there in that regard. The pub was incredibly small and corwded and it seemed as if everyone in the area and beyond wanted to go exactly there and drink the same thing. Conversations flowed through the room on the breath of the heavy smoke in fractured forms of English and French. It was wonderful.
Eventually, the overwpowering smoke, drove Fiona out, she can't really take it, but by that point, I was fealing the night hanging heavy and was happy to go.
And that's how I closed out my first night in Montreal, free of the MAAWG. Part two and three will have to wait until the morrow, I'm tired and its time to head to Ireland's 32 for the Torri release party reading with friends Kris & John.
I'll end this post with a photo of Piere Trudeau, the JFK of Canada if you will. He was a wildly populare primeminister and something of an icon. He was caught at Buckingham palace, while the Queen's back was turned, doing a pirouette. The airport is named after him.
Monday, November 07, 2005
On the road again
Boston... I don't know what the nickname of this city is, like Philly being the city of brotherly love, but I'd like to think of it as long vowels and chowder. Made it in, but didn't make it out. Well let me back up... Morning started well enough. I arrived to the airport and hopped on my plane. I had a window seat. A gent sat down in the aisle seat on my row and said "I've a treat for you, I bought the middle seat. Its so cheap to fly Jetblue I like the extra room, makes the flight more pleasant, so enjoy." I thanked him profusrely for his random act of kindness. I heard that there was a strong wind coming in from the west, perfect I thought, a tail wind. Captain came on and said that our time to Boston was going to be under five hours! Magnificent! I pulled out a paper and began to grade it. Time went by and I realized we were long overdue to leave, yet we were still at the gate. Our advantage and lead time was dissapearing and with it my hopes of making my connection to Montreal. Finally, an hour after the plane was supposed to depart we finally taxied onto the runway and left the ground.
The flight was unneventful, fast and turbulence free. We arrived, I had about 30 minutes from the time we touched down. The captain's voice came on the loudspeaker once more, this time I knew the news was bad as the pane had come to a standstill just a few meters from turning left into the gate: "There's a plane at our gate that's running behind schedule so we'll just sit here for a bit until it leaves." When the doors finally openned and the 13 rows ahead of me filed out, I broke out down the gangway and began a fruitless dash to the Air Canada counter. I arrived with aout 7 minutes left and was told what I had known before I began my mad dash: "your SOL."
Its now 1 in the morning and I can't sleep. Still on PST and I have to be up in 3 hours to catch my connection to Montreal. This trip has been a quiet disaster. My partner has the flu and left a message on my mobile while I was in the air saying he wasn't going to make it to the conference. I dropped my bags at the hotel, made some calls, some arrangements and then caught the train into downtown. I arrived at the state street station and found the Union Oyster House, a true colonial restaurant, owned by Hancock at one time if I remember correctly. Next door is the Green Dragon, one of the planning spots of the revolution. Dinner at the oyster house was fabo, yeah, I can't complain. Lobster and chowder, I mean I'm here, I might as well indulge a bit. It was pricey but I didn't regret it.
After dinner I mosied back to the hotel laughing all the while that the outbound destination of the train is "WONDERLAND" all kinds of connotations there. I like the feel of the cobblestones under my feet, walking through the brick walled alleys. The taverns are fabulous, I peaked inside: all wood panelled and bursting with history. I like this town already and I've only seen a fraction. I'm looking forward to seeing it on the way back and experiencing a bit of the history during the daylight hours. Sleep would be nice, but its not coming any time soon, which really sucks for me and being conscious during tomorrow's conference. I have a feeling drinking and fraternizing will have to wait until wednesday night and I'll just get to bed early, or so I hope.
I scribled some stuff for NOT US tonight. I'm being workshopped next week when I get back. Last thursday Duncan McNaughton read with Lews McAdams and as Duncan said "its a gas." I lifted one off his lines, its burried in this poem... like everything else written before, its burried and steeped in something that came before and in perfect reverse harmony is a manefistation of what was once written, writing it again anew.
XCIV
to d.m. (maybe) as l.z.
Calling down
the downs
drown out
the rounds
which must’ve
left the hounds
nothing quite
like nature
for hellfire
quickly appeasing
luck being
a weirdo tonight
old jig and song
not yours
are your dead
counted (2x)
where it stands
where it stood
fore gone to sea
enough clay
bones to shore
foundation’s drilling
into soils
it’s a rotten thing
when you can’t
depend on the dead
to hold up living
omits the light
where the moon
wears a human
ambiguous face
seems as young
as some might’ve
seemed to have
been happening
to understood
what’s come.
The flight was unneventful, fast and turbulence free. We arrived, I had about 30 minutes from the time we touched down. The captain's voice came on the loudspeaker once more, this time I knew the news was bad as the pane had come to a standstill just a few meters from turning left into the gate: "There's a plane at our gate that's running behind schedule so we'll just sit here for a bit until it leaves." When the doors finally openned and the 13 rows ahead of me filed out, I broke out down the gangway and began a fruitless dash to the Air Canada counter. I arrived with aout 7 minutes left and was told what I had known before I began my mad dash: "your SOL."
Its now 1 in the morning and I can't sleep. Still on PST and I have to be up in 3 hours to catch my connection to Montreal. This trip has been a quiet disaster. My partner has the flu and left a message on my mobile while I was in the air saying he wasn't going to make it to the conference. I dropped my bags at the hotel, made some calls, some arrangements and then caught the train into downtown. I arrived at the state street station and found the Union Oyster House, a true colonial restaurant, owned by Hancock at one time if I remember correctly. Next door is the Green Dragon, one of the planning spots of the revolution. Dinner at the oyster house was fabo, yeah, I can't complain. Lobster and chowder, I mean I'm here, I might as well indulge a bit. It was pricey but I didn't regret it.
After dinner I mosied back to the hotel laughing all the while that the outbound destination of the train is "WONDERLAND" all kinds of connotations there. I like the feel of the cobblestones under my feet, walking through the brick walled alleys. The taverns are fabulous, I peaked inside: all wood panelled and bursting with history. I like this town already and I've only seen a fraction. I'm looking forward to seeing it on the way back and experiencing a bit of the history during the daylight hours. Sleep would be nice, but its not coming any time soon, which really sucks for me and being conscious during tomorrow's conference. I have a feeling drinking and fraternizing will have to wait until wednesday night and I'll just get to bed early, or so I hope.
I scribled some stuff for NOT US tonight. I'm being workshopped next week when I get back. Last thursday Duncan McNaughton read with Lews McAdams and as Duncan said "its a gas." I lifted one off his lines, its burried in this poem... like everything else written before, its burried and steeped in something that came before and in perfect reverse harmony is a manefistation of what was once written, writing it again anew.
XCIV
to d.m. (maybe) as l.z.
Calling down
the downs
drown out
the rounds
which must’ve
left the hounds
nothing quite
like nature
for hellfire
quickly appeasing
luck being
a weirdo tonight
old jig and song
not yours
are your dead
counted (2x)
where it stands
where it stood
fore gone to sea
enough clay
bones to shore
foundation’s drilling
into soils
it’s a rotten thing
when you can’t
depend on the dead
to hold up living
omits the light
where the moon
wears a human
ambiguous face
seems as young
as some might’ve
seemed to have
been happening
to understood
what’s come.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
The San Francisco Quiz - How about you?
| Da Mayor You scored 82 barbary coastal! |
Congratulations! You know your stuff when it comes to San Francisco. You know how to stay away from the tourist traps, and where to find lots of the cool hidden secrets tucked inside this city. You might even be a real live NATIVE! Native San Franciscans are slightly less rare than thylacines, you know. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The San Francisco Trivia Test written by abracadaver on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
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